UKIP leader: standing down to make way for someone less shite

Lord Pearson of Rannoch, a man who talks like he’s a character in Jeeves and Wooster stories, has stood down as leader of UKIP. The main reason he’s given for doing this is his own raging poshboy incompetence. The aristocratic Pearson, a would-be even-more-crap Oswald Mosley, took over from fellow toff Nigel Farrage last year. [...]

Posted by Jack on August 17th, 2010 | 4 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

UKIP: absolute nutters in the shit

UKIP, the acceptable face of far right politics in the UK, are possibly facing a financial disaster next month. July is likely to see the judgement of the Supreme Court over the party’s refusal to forfeit over £350,000 of illegal donations. The Electoral Commission says it knows about at least 67 instances of the UKIP [...]

Posted by Jack on June 24th, 2010 | 8 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

You have to get it in the head, it has to be the head to take it down

Bonus: The ‘Archbishop Cranmer’ blog claims Farage was saved by God for “a reason… a date with destiny… a future glory… a work of God…” Lol!

Posted by Jack on May 7th, 2010 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized

Which Fuckwit wins? You decide . . .

The polls have closed. The votes are in. Now it’s time to bring us the results of Britain’s most important election that isn’t decided by phoning a premium rate number. All the papers are projecting an SSP landslide in every seat we’re standing in, but we’re trying to keep our feet on the ground. What [...]

Posted by Jack on May 6th, 2010 | No Comments Posted in Uncategorized

It's election day!

Yay! Election! Which shade of shite will you choose? – Not the BNP, who were yesterday confronted by Asian constituents in east London.  The BNP candidate, Bill Bailey, was whisked away and avoided arrest after PUNCHING an 18 year old to the ground, and then kicking the boy as he lay on the ground. Nick Griffin [...]

Posted by TheWorstWitch on May 6th, 2010 | 4 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

"Straight talking" from Nigel Farrage

Anybody who will take pleasure in seeing UKIP leader Nigel Farrage getting the pish utterly ripped out of him will enjoy the latest episode of Have I Got News For You. Watch it here, and make sure to stay tuned for a classic Kilroy clip and details of UKIP’s new super sexy line of dressing [...]

Posted by Squeak on April 2nd, 2010 | 5 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

UKIP – more nutter than you think.

UKIP are the most successful minor party in British electoral history. Despite having no MP’s, no official backing from any major newspaper, and only 70 councillors UKIP were able to beat the Lib Dems and come third in 2004′s European Elections. Last year they went further, coming second and beating the governing Labour Party. Today [...]

Posted by Andy Bowden on March 23rd, 2010 | 43 Comments Posted in Uncategorized