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I really, really hope the cameraman did this on purpose.

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The Sun newspaper pledged its support to David Cameron and the Conservative party in Autumn 2009, and have since been dedicated to promoting Conservative ideas, and revealing shocking anti-Tory bias.

A few days ago, they published an article unearthing “alarming smears against Tories by state-owned BBC” including appalling behaviour by Basil Brush.

What mischief has that lovable fox been up to now?

THE Basil Brush Show featured a school election with a cheat called Dave wearing a blue rosette.

Wow. Scandalous. Paranoid much?
Sounds like Lindsay Lohan’s mentalness is contagious…
As the Daily Mirror pointed out, the BBC and the Conservatives actually have a lot of strong ties:

The BBC’s Head of Corporate Affairs Tina Stowell worked for William Hague; former senior political correspondent Guito Hari has become Boris Johnson’s Director of Communications; Political Editor Nick Robinson was national chairman of the Young Conservatives; and the BBC’s Westminster editor Steve Mawhinney is son of a former Conservative cabinet minister.

Mr Brush would of course have valid reasons for being anti-Tory – they do after all want to make it fully legal to rip him and his fox brethren limb from limb just for fun.

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I’m sure many Leftfield readers will have been watching the latest series of Charlie Brooker’s Newswipe, pretty much the best satire on telly.

I loved the second series of this vital show, taking down the lies and fantasies of the media at every turn. But I didn’t love most of the bits featuring “US comic and drunk [big woop] Doug Stanhope.”

This guy has a persona of an absolute misanthrope: he hates the world and everyone in it. His most objectionable bit was the one embedded above, talking about overpopulation.

In this little rant, Stanhope tries to make out like he’s telling the world a hidden truth, something hidden by the media because it doesn’t fit with the mainstream environmentalist agenda. This supposed truth is that there are too many people in the world, using up too many resources, and the only way we can really save the environment is to stop having kids.

But the reality is that this idea is a very powerful one, and it’s been used by the ruling class as an excuse for nearly 200 years now.

In 1798 English cleric and economist Thomas Malthus published his Essay on the Principle of Population. He argued that population growth would always outstrip the expansion of the food supply, and that as more workers became available wages would be driven down, leading to poverty.

2.Many.Malthuses.

In other words, the working class in Britain were to blame for their own poverty. It had nothing to do with the exploitation they suffered at the hands of the capitalists, who owned the places where they worked, and got rich on the back of their labour.

The thing is, he was wrong. Food production has grown faster in the last 200 years than at any other time in history, and has rapidly outstripped population growth. Famines aren’t caused by food shortages, but by unequal distribution of food.

But blaming the poor for poverty and hunger was a convenient solution for the people who were really responsible -- the rich.

In the 1960s Malthus’ arguments were revived by environmentalists, who argued that population growth in the third world was causing an ecological crisis and must be stopped.

These people never however stopped to think about the centuries of looting that the third world has suffered at the hands of European empires. Nor did they consider that many people in poor countries have many children to ensure that at least some of them survive the harsh realities of an impoverished childhood.

In fact, the rate of world population growth is slowing. It peaked in the 1960s, and ever since the rate of increase has been getting slower.

The population theorists thought that if the world’s resources were a pie, reducing the number of people who wanted a slice would mean everyone gets more. But what about the 1 or 2 people that are eating three-quarters of the pie, leaving the rest of us fighting over the crumbs?

Delicious pie: Time to fight for a bigger slice

Most mainstream environmentalists don’t want to confront the realities of inequality, caused by capitalism. It’s much easier to tell everyone that they have to play their part, change their lightbulbs etc., than to say “A tiny minority of the world’s population are fucking everything up to make themselves rich.” The reason it’s easier is that rich people are very powerful, and taking them on is a hard fight. But if we’re really going to prevent the worst of climate change, and save the global environment, then we’ll have to take them on and beat them.

As a system, capitalism is based on economic growth. Every year we must produce more products, consume more, and make more money. But growth is unequal -- the economy is constantly funneling more and more wealth from the hands of the majority into the those of the rich.

Right now, 10% of the world’s population own 54% of the world’s wealth. The richest 50 humans on Earth make more money than the poorest 416 million put together. In their unceasing quest to get richer, these people are trashing the Earth, by pulling out everything of value from the ground, the sea, and the soil, and by pumping back the toxic waste left over. These are the people who are really responsible for climate change, and must be defeated.

The best way to reduce population growth is to start ending the poverty afflicting most of the world’s population. For decades the world’s rich countries and financial institutions have forced poorer countries to cut their public spending, preventing them from having decent health services. If more poor countries were able to follow the example of Cuba, and set up world beating health services, then less babies would die and parents would have less children. Another key issue is women’s access to proper sex education, and reproductive rights to control their own bodies.

If we’re really going to save human civilisation from the potential catastrophes on the horizon, we can’t be human-haters. We need to change our society to be more eco-friendly, and at the same time more people-friendly. It’s more than possible to meet all the basic needs (clean water, housing, enough to eat, a fulfilling life) for all the people in the world.

The people in the way of us achieving this would much rather believe that all humans are equally responsible. I’m sorry to disappoint them, but with unequal wealth and power comes unequal responsibility. So Doug Stanhope isn’t bringing us a radical message that they don’t want you to hear. His hatred of humanity (which conceals a real misogyny -- see his comments about “a tired old whore” and women’s wombs) actually suits the mainstream agenda just fine. Because it lets the people who’s fault it really is off the hook.

This map uses colour and distortion to show two different things. The extent to which a country is squeezed or inflated shows the extent to which countries are consuming their fair share, based on population, of the world’s resources. Starved-looking countries consume less than their fair share (most of Africa), whereas stuffed-looking countries consume far more than their share (most of Europe and North America). The colour of the countries shows the balance between whether a country can, within its borders, generate enough resources and cope with its own waste within its environment (green, like environmentally rich Brazil and Canada) or not (like the Middle East and, yes, the United States). (via www.pthbb.org)

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From bean to cup, you fuck up

The first proper oh-my-days-I-can’t-believe-the-BBC-have-finally-come-to-their-senses-and-given-it-a-proper-run series of The Thick Of It is nearly at its end. Gone, of course, is Chris Langham’s bumbling Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship Minister, and in is the unknown and unrespected Nicola Murray, played with a degree of empathy not usually associated with the employees of DoSAC by her out of Nighty Night (‘Hiya Cath!’). You get the sense that she is a regular person, your typical Labour backbench MP with naïve ideas about how she can use her new position to improve social mobility. Or was. Suddenly under the intense glare of the rabid media, she finds herself surrounded by aides she can’t trust, desperately trying to claw on to some sense of privacy around her crumbling family situation and unable to do right for wrong with potty-mouthed spin doctor extraordinaire Malcolm Tucker breathing down her neck.

‘The Gorbals Goebbels’ is back, just as sweary as ever, but this time there’s a palpable change in the air – with the government in a right pickle, he’s cracking up, and he’s not going down without a fight. In last Saturday’s episode we saw him reveal a tiny shaving of human emotion as he revealed to Terri – the highly ridiculed and slightly annoying Civil Servant who, knowing that she would be the only person there not experiencing internal turmoil at the idea of losing her job in a brutal and embarrassing administration change, and isn’t especially bothered about playing nicey-nice – “I used to be the fucking Pharaoh, but now I am fucking floundering in a fucking Nile of shit. But I am gonna fashion a paddle out of that shit”. And when you hear him say something like that, you know exactly where this show is coming from.

Labour Ministers themselves admit that it is a cartoon version of the truth, but this series seems to have gone one further – it has a firm grip on the desperation of the outgoing Labour government, and you get the sense it is no longer such a cartoon. Tucker began as the all-knowing, all-connected Alastair Campbell of the Blair years, and now he is every Labour official still standing rolled into one hair-tearing, wide-eyed, foamy-mouthed lunatic finding himself out of the loop and out of control, claws dug into the side of a sinking ship, refusing to let himself believe that he just doesn’t have the power to save it. You don’t get the impression Malcolm is a selfish man. He doesn’t want the power for himself, although he relishes any and every chance to talk down the people that are standing in his way. What he wants is, by any means necessary, to keep his party in government. He probably doesn’t even know or believe in what they stand for any more, but he isn’t going to let that get in the way of doing his job. Poor Malcolm.

Things can only get shitter

This series has expanded upon the DoSAC team’s Opposition counterparts introduced in the excellent hour-long specials, made before the success of the movie adaptation In The Loop. Old Tory Peter Mannion, one of those types that believes in maintaining the integrity of one’s private life by doing what you want (but not dobbing each other into the papers for it), is the Shadow Minister poised to take over Nicola’s job at the next General Election. But as New Tory spinmeister Stewart Pearson revealed to Malcolm in the hilarious sleaze-off in the corridors of Radio 5 Live in last week’s episode, he’s not above putting old cows like Mannion out to the slaughter for the sake of the new party image.

Much like how Blair stomped on the Old Labour posse to reach the dizzy heights of Things Can Only Get Better 1997, Stewart brilliantly personifies the insidious, smarmy, cut-throat world of Cameron’s New Tories, even shitting on their own ‘old guard’ as they clamber over piles of bodies in the race to be first at the Westminster elections. Is this what the country wants for itself? ‘Knowledge is porridge?’ It’s meaningless, just like Cameron’s face – in the papers, detached from his roots and his party’s racist, anti-worker, anti-youth, anti-everything that’s not a briefcase stuffed full of money belonging to a CEO policies. His face everywhere, on billboards 20 feet high, telling you ‘I’ve got a plan, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Pah, and you thought you hated Thatcher!’ Imagine that when you’re trying to sleep at night. 20 years from now, we’ll lament the simple buffoonery and rib-tickling money-stealing of the Brown era, probably write it off as at least slightly better than life under a Tory government, as we cry into our milk-less cornflakes. Well, as we know, politics goes round and round in circles, making small gains and large setbacks and then doing it all over again it can never be perfect but the worst thing is that it never even tries to come close to being the right side of wrong. Imagine there was something we could do to fight back, to try and break the cycle, like, I don’t know, work together with honesty, integrity and a fucking-sense-of-humour for socialism and equality. It would be pretty neat if there were people out there trying to work towards that, wouldn’t it?

As this series draws to a close, Malcolm’s sanity teetering on a knife edge, we’ll have to wait to find out the answers to a few questions. How far will Labour fall from grace? Just how bad will the Tory government be for ordinary people? How much worse will it be for the disadvantaged many? What will Armando Iannucci transform The Thick Of It into with a new set of heavily scrutinised Ministers to take the piss out of? And where the hell is Jamie McDonald?

Well, until these answers reveal themselves, fuckety-bye for now.

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Special Guest Post Exclusive by Honorary SSY Member Jo Harvie….

So it’s the morning after Griffin got on Question Time. The Guardian and Independent have slammed the oxygen feed to the fascists, the Star has called him a nuttaaaah, and every single telly programme and radio phone-in, from GMTV to This Morning has discussed the merit of allowing ‘Dick’ to sweat, giggle and stutter through an hour of flagship political discussion.

There’s been a mixed bag of views shared. A few surprising celebrities have argued passionately that there should never have been a place for the BNP on a programme like Question Time. Everyone on Twitter loved Bonnie Greer’s intellectual wasting of Griffin’s idiotic view of history. All the panellists agree he looked stupid.

But from the people phoning in, there’s an overwhelming feeling that it was a sin for him, the poor kid who hadn’t done his homework being hounded by a whole gaggle of strict teachers. One phoner-upper to The Wright Stuff actually likened Griffin to “Joan of Arc tied to the stake”. Well, I suppose he insists he can trace his ancestors back to William the Conqueror, making him, by his own standards, French.

NIck Griffin is no victim. From the second it was announced that the BBC had invited him onto Question Time he couldn’t lose. He looked inarticulate. He looked nervous. The bloke who made the South Pole joke made him look a total tube. But he was there. He was on our tellies, sitting opposite the ‘political elite’ he purports to despise so much. He touched Bonnie Greer’s arm several times. I hope she’s burnt her jacket.

And again, and again, last night and across all channels this morning, it’s been repeated that none of the politicians could answer the question about ‘the problem of immigration’. Labour, LibDem and Tory argued it out last night about who it was who’d let too many people in, and who would let in less in the future.

The argument I’m hearing today is that the mainstream parties are ’scared’ to debate immigration. That’s nonsense, they talk about immigration all the time. It’s just that they’re all saying the same thing – ‘we have to find ways to stop people getting in’. Between them, they have shifted the language on immigration so far to the right that they’re all living next door to the BNP.

Let’s hear the other side for a change. Britain is not ‘full up’. If the UK’s population is rising slightly (Scotland’s, on the whole, is not) it’s because middle class people are living longer.

The number of people making a new application for asylum in the UK rose, very slightly, this year, after dropping over the last five years. Not because people are looking to live comfortably on our benefits – our government forces people to live in absolute poverty, on £35 a week, while they wait for a decision on their asylum claim – but because Western armies have clattered through their countries spreading terror and chaos. People seeking asylum come, overwhelmingly, from Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia.

Tory Baroness Warsi challenged Griffin’s use of the term ‘bogus asylum seeker’ – I think it’s the first time I’ve ever heard the term challenged on TV – because it’s an invented slur. There are no bogus asylum seekers, every human on the planet has the right to ask for sanctuary. Yet her party would still seek to limit the number of people to whom we offer that sanctuary, would send families back to the killing fields of Sudan and Somalia, to the war zones of Afghanistan and Iraq.

They argued over the number of people who arrived from Eastern Europe. So what? People came, they worked, they paid taxes. And when rich white people screwed the whole world’s economy, lots of people went home to try to work and pay taxes there. Like the British young people who troop off to work their way round Australia, then come home when they’ve had enough adventure.

Britain’s unemployment rate is soaring – not because of Poles or Romanians or Somalians, or even Australians, who are in fact the most regular visa overstayers in the UK – but because of an economic system that bleeds every profit it can from working people of every race, then dumps them when it’s expedient.

Griffin is bleating today about his beating last night. And as very, very funny as it was – ‘he’s not in the violent Ku Klux Klan’, ‘I’m frightened of men kissing’ – until we get voices on Question Time who don’t just pay lip service to the bounties of immigration, ‘yay for curry and Dizzee Rascal!’, but who say clearly that all political parties must stop pushing fear of the other, and really tackle poverty, unemployment and exploitation of all people, then the fascists keep winning.

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The Venezuelan government has attempted to ban Family Guy because they think it promotes Marijuana use. Cable TV stations which don’t stop airing the show will be given hefty fines.

Justice Minister Tareck El Aissami said the programme should be pulled from the airwaves after being outraged by a recent episode in which the show’s characters started a campaign to legalise the drug. You can see the episode in question here.

Venezuela’s radical government has a lot of support amongst socialists, but there’s a lot of controversy about TV.  Cable television stations are used as a front to undermine the government and their radical policies, leading to attempts to ban the cable TV companies altogether and set up state-owned TV. It’s a question of priorities – should people or companies with offensive views still have a right to freedom of speech?

(In November last year, a revolutionary Venezuelan band called La Redonda visited Scotland and were keen to meet other young socialists – several SSY members met up with the band to discuss various issues, and the whole meeting was filmed on shown on Avila TV, Venezuela’s radical stated owned TV station.)

Anyway, I’m sure you all know that Leftfield is definitely in favour of freeing the weed and supports Family Guy in the struggle.

If Family Guy should be banned for anything, it should be for its treatment of domestic violence and rape – they make so many ‘jokes’ about violence against women that they’re practically promoting it.

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Director Spike Lee in an interview with Jeremy Paxman hits the nail on the head.

Paxo – “That doesn’t mean he does it because the President is black though is it?”

Spike – “Look, how long have you been Black?”

“I’ve never been Black”

“Thankyou very much so from someone whose been living in America for 2 years and whose ancestors were slaves for a hundred years, I’m trying to answer your question, racism still exists in the United States of America”

Theres a lot of things Socialists can criticise about Obama, but so far most attacks on him have come from the Conservative and Far-Right in the United States and a lot of it is based on racism.

For example – accusing him of being Kenyan born and not a US citizen, being a jihadist Muslim and that he has a “deep seated hatred of white people”. That last charge comes from Glenn Beck, a Fox News professional psycho who makes Bill O’Reilly look like Tony Benn by comparison.

Obama is probably gonna sell out on his health reforms because he doesn’t have the will or the ability to take on the US Health Insurance lobby. Even if his reforms did go ahead, it would not be the incorporation of private healthcare into a National, Universal, free of charge Health System which every other first world country apart from the USA enjoys.

Nevertheless when Obama is attacked by the right on racist and pro-market grounds it’s important Socialists respond to and rebut their arguments as the Obama camp has been useless at doing so, particularly over healthcare.

Still maybe Spike is a bit harsh, there will be a significant section of opposition to Obama which might not be racist but just nuts – like the one third of New Jersey Conservatives who think Obama is the antichrist

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The Mock The Week team. Just out of shot, death camps.

Well, not exactly. BNP head honcho has been invited on to Question Time. It’s not unsurprising – the BNP got 6% of the vote, almost a million voters backing them and 2 MEP’s to the European Parliament. It was the first time a fascist party has won national representation.


Griffins like a Tyrannosaur, his vision is based on movement

The BNP may have been shut out of the media 10 years ago, as a fringe racist party increasingly they’re getting coverage above and beyond their vote.


After failing his joint honours in Sports Science and Art at Paisley tech, layabout student Hitler was invited on to Call My Bluff. 4 years later he started a war of annihilation on two fronts

BBC Radio had an hour long phone in in on the BNP during the Euro Elections, where callers were allowed to make racist attacks unchallenged – apart from the incompetent radio host who took a while to remember/be told Griffin had a conviction for inciting racial hatred.


Nick showing a cheeky bit of man boob here in a tight white t shirt.

Thats what people should remember in the “freedom of speech” debate – freedom of speech should not include freedom to incite violence or hate against someone, regardless of whether or not it’s been giving a Nazi PR job.

Nobody on the BBC would consider giving a spot on desert island discs to a radical Islamist preacher on the basis that their organisation was technically legal.

And the tabloid press didn’t defend the right of Islamic fundamentalists to march through London condemning the west on the basis of “freedom of speech”. Neither did they Iranian regimes disgusting Holocaust denial cartoons. In fact an Arab group is facing criminal charges for distributing a cartoon denying the Holocaust

And the reason for that is quite simple – most people in the UK don’t accept people who support blowing them up on tubes, discriminating against them on the basis of religion etc should have the freedom to organise to make that vision a reality.

So why should Black, Gay, Muslim etc people sit back and let people who want to deport, firebomb, and persecute them have their “freedom of speech”?

That’s still the aim of the BNP despite their “modernisation”. Griffin still says he wants to return the UK to it’s “white” status before WW2. He now argues he is against forcing blacks to leave by compulsion – the previous BNP policy – but says BNP policy now is “assisted repatriation”.

The fact is though that millions of Black and Asian people aren’t going to return to their “countries of origin” no matter how much they are paid. How many Scottish Catholics would go back to Ireland, rip up their connections to family and friends, and start again in a whole new country?

Imagine that suggestion for third generation Pakistanis – not only would they be moving to a country thats totally different from the UK, but where they would almost certainly have a lower standard of living than here.

The only way to return the UK to being 99% white is through intimidation and discrimination against ethnic minorities. No other method will achieve the goal of an all-white UK, and the BNP know it.

The BNP still want to ethnically cleanse the UK, they are just a lot more “New Labour” about selling themselves. If there’s one thing Socialists should watch wi Nick Griffin in it, it’s this you tube video where he outlines quite well the BNP strategy of rebranding themselves.

Griffin – talking to KKK members – outlines how he is interesting in “sellling the BNPs” ideas, not “selling them out”. He correctly argues that no one will back deporting all black people today, but in the future if their ideas hold sway this goal could be achieved later.

Some folk think that sticking Nick Griffin on Newsnight, Question Time etc will do harm to the BNP as their ideas can be challenged. But the reality is the BNP have had media coverage by the truckload and their balance sheet from it is overwhelmingly positive.

Griffin may be a racist, a fascist but he is also extremely able and articulate in phrasing his ideas and message in a sellable form. He has taken the far-right out of the back rooms of pubs and into the European Parliament.

He will be able to incite hatred against the Muslim population of the UK if he is allowed on Question Time. People who want to deny the freedom to exist free from fear of racist violence for millions of people in the UK shouldn’t have the freedom of the airwaves.

Of course denying the BNP airtime won’t stop them. It’s probably too late in many areas, where the BNP have substantial local support.

The BNP have to be beaten in their strongholds in England by Socialists campaigning for decent jobs, houses, education and freedom from crime for many of the people who currently vote BNP, and change the frame of the political debate so its the bankers who have stolen billions who face the heat, not immigrants and Muslims.

But where the BNP are weak, in Scotland for example, they should be confronted. That doesn’t mean bricking them, but it does mean using your right of freedom of speech to politely tell anyone who is going to take a BNP leaflet that one war against fascism should be enough.

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