'Lie back and think of England' – how bout NAW!

In case your usual pack of Durex isn’t quite cutting it in the sack, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Crown Jewels have come to your ‘rescue’, with a new Lavishly Lubed and Royally Ribbed product, designed to create “a better class of lovemaking” and allow the wearer “to live like a king for the day.” A [...]

Posted by Brogan on January 29th, 2011 | 4 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Evil strikers plan to ruin Royal Sweethearts national wedding!!111!!

Every now and again, the British tabloid press manages to excel itself with a story so bonkers, so artificial, and contrived it threatens to put the Daily Mash writing team out of business. Previous winners of this award go to “Radioactive Paedo on the run”, followed by “Asylum Seekers eat royal swans” and finally “Grand [...]

Posted by Andy Bowden on January 18th, 2011 | 3 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ROYALS?!??!

Ever since the news began creeping out – on rolling news coverage and, for a lot of us, jubilant facebook status updates – about the VICIOUS ATTACK on the car carrying HRH The Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, Knight of the Garter, Knight of the Thistle, Knight Grand Cross of the Order [...]

Posted by Liam T on December 12th, 2010 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized

Let's shower the happy couple in confetti… from the bin.

Prince William and his lovely lady friend Kate Middleton are to marry at Westminster Abbey on Friday 29th April 2011 – which has been declared a bank holiday in celebration. Prime Minister David Cameron said: The wedding of Kate and William will be a happy and momentous occasion. We want to mark the day as [...]

Posted by TheWorstWitch on December 9th, 2010 | 6 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

HERO OF THE DAY: Bishop derides corrupt and sexist 'national flim flam', outrages media

It’s hard to know where to start with the Royal Wedding. So much of the commentary  surrounding it almost goes beyond parody – take this mental ‘satirical’ (?) rant from Richard Littlejohn about the bride being forced to wear a “designer burka from the Kate Moss Intifada Collection at Topshop”, or this horrendously fawning circle-jerk by bigoted [...]

Posted by Liam T on November 21st, 2010 | 4 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

One should not have to pay for the financial crisis

As the government has decided to decided to make cuts of 25%  to many essential services, new research by SSY has suggested  that at least £220 million could be saved by cutting the monarchy.  Why should we have to suffer so that a few select people can live in luxury? Not only is she living in luxury she is living a [...]

Posted by Frenchie on July 3rd, 2010 | 5 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Hollow victory for Thailand's unelected government

Since we last reported on Thailand, the unelected Thai government has completed its brutal crackdown on the protest camp in the heart of Bangkok’s business and shopping district. Showing that they valued the property of the area, and their own power, more than human life, the government of Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajjiva ordered troops to [...]

Posted by Jack on May 27th, 2010 | No Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Stuff your Crown Powers!

As Britain is gearing up for the most important election in decades, it’s also the most closely fought. Successive opinion polls have shown that it is unlikely any party will have an overall majority to govern – that either means working as a minority Government, or one in coalition. This has an obvious disadvantage, that [...]

Posted by Andy Bowden on March 31st, 2010 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized

Shock as Labour election candidate tells truth

Peter White, who is standing to be elected as a Labour councillor next year, has shocked the world when he told the truth on Facebook earlier this week. Regarding the Queen’s upcoming Diamond Jubilee in 2012, he stated: What is the point of celebrating the Diamond Jubilee of someone who is born into a position [...]

Posted by TheWorstWitch on November 17th, 2009 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized