Rotten by name and by nature.

Johnny Rotten is an arsehole. He betrayed his punk roots long ago and is now nothing more than a sad old man flogging things and selling his soul for kudos from capitalism. He recently said: I showed what I can do with butter, right?  Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I’m very proud of them Country [...]

Posted by TheWorstWitch on July 21st, 2010 | 18 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Your first for nooooz

I hear from my super sleekit pals in the meedjuh that Ruth Black, the Glasgow councillor and manager of the Glasgow LGBT centre who I just finished writing about, has been expelled from the Labour Party! Deary me. I guess there might be some truth in some of those accusations after all…? Perhaps a website [...]

Posted by Squeak on July 9th, 2010 | 3 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

How to get fired in Afghanistan

This week Obama sacked his top commander in Afghanistan, General Stanley McChrystal. What the affair proves is that, for US commanders, it doesn’t matter how many innocent civilians you kill, or deaths you cover up; what really matters is slagging off colleagues. McChrystal had given exclusive access to a reporter from Rolling Stone, who went [...]

Posted by Jack on June 25th, 2010 | No Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Millionaire homphobe is getting MORE of your cash

Brian Souter, one of the richest arseholes in Scotland, has just won a court battle to get more taxpayers money for his Stagecoach travel empire. Shares in Stagecoach have surged in value after it was announced the UK Department for Transport will be forced to pay him subsidies this year rather than next for operating [...]

Posted by Jack on June 19th, 2010 | 2 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

The Capes of Rath

By Calum Nelson, MPharm In South Africa there’s a popular comedian called Matthias Rath. Here’s one of his jokes: “Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m worried about transmitting HIV to my unborn baby. Doctor: Don’t worry, just have some potatoes. Whatever you do, don’t take any poisonous anti-viral medicine which will actually cause AIDS.” It’s a screamer [...]

Posted by neldo on June 14th, 2010 | 3 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Murdering aid workers isn't funny

Here at Leftfield, we try very hard to see the funny side of many things. We had a good chortle at the fact that noted racist shit bag Eugene Terreblanche had gone to the big Bantustan in the sky, for example. We also made light of the fact that Nigel Farage, the leader of the [...]

Posted by Jack on June 7th, 2010 | 3 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Squeaky Bum Time for Cameron

We swear we’ll post something more substantial when everybody’s calmed the fuck down.

Posted by Squeak on May 10th, 2010 | 2 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Broke up with your girlfriend? Slash her face, says Danny Dyer in lads' mag

Having trouble with a break up? Most people just do the decent thing and degenerate into alcoholism, but cockney hardman and wank Danny Dyer thinks you should go one step further and slash your ex’s face, so no one else will fancy her. When you’ve stopped being a nice pair of tits for Zoo readers, [...]

Posted by Andy Bowden on May 5th, 2010 | 10 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Tory candidate in homophobia shocker

A wannabe Conservative MP for North Ayrshire and Arran, Philip Lardner, was today suspended from his party for expressing extreme right-wing views for the SECOND time in less than two years. Lardner, a primary school teacher in Erskine, Renfrewshire, was thrown out of his party today by embarrassed Tory party chiefs after homophobic comments published [...]

Posted by Liam T on April 27th, 2010 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized

5 great American mad bastards

There are few countries on Earth that seem to be able to provide us with hilarious crazies like the USA. They elected George ‘Monkey with a razor blade’ Bush twice as President, they respect and admire Tom ‘The Pope of Scientology’ Cruise, they continue to listen to Sarah ‘I can see Russia from my bedroom [...]

Posted by Jack on April 27th, 2010 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized
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