Fuck Mini Babybels!

Chris Morris, the comedy genius behind shows like Brass Eye and The Day Today, has turned to the cinema with the release of his first feature film, ‘Four Lions.’ But he’s moved on from attacking ridiculous “news” programmes or hypocritical celebrities. For the last four years Morris has been engaged in a huge programme of [...]

Across Europe racism is becoming the law for Muslim women

A woman in Italy has become the first to be fined for covering her face. Known only as Amel, she was fined £430 under laws that ban covering your face in public places, after she was spotted by police in the Post Office. The laws were originally brought in during the 70s to prevent political [...]

Good news for Belgian Muslims as government collapses

The government of Belgium has collapsed as part of a row between Dutch speaking and French speaking politicians. This is good news for Belgian Muslims, who were facing the possibility of a racist legal attack, as Belgium was poised to become the first European country to ban Muslim women from covering their faces. However, the [...]

Belgium bans creepy Santas

A Belgian parliamentary committee has unanimously voted to finally tackle the scourge of creepy shopping centre Santas. Concern has been growing in the European nation for years at the growth of fundamentalist Santa-ism, as these dodgy looking characters lure children towards their radical ideology with promises of “presents”. Many advocate that the entire Santa-believing world [...]

Report from the Netherlands: rise of the far-right Islamophobes.

SSY’s reconnaissance man in the Netherlands, Thomas Swann, takes a look at the Dutch political situation in the wake of the collapse of the government, and the rise of Geert Wilders: With the collapse of the governing coalition still very fresh in people’s minds, the Dutch local government elections that took place on the 3rd [...]

Islamogeddon cancelled.

Anjem Choudary in happier times Fundamentalist nutjob Anjem Choudary’s bottled it. After a week of hysteria in the British press over a planned Islamist march through Wootton Bassett, he has cancelled the demo – as many already predicted he would do. Choudary previously claimed to be organising a march for Shariah Law in London before [...]