The story of a wasteful chump and his unloved deputy.

Prime Minister David Cameron is a man who talks a lot of shit. He is insistent that we need to cut public expenditure. He claims that he wants the Con Dem coalition to be the greenest government ever. And yet in June, he spent £303,006 of our money on a four day trip to Canada. [...]

Déjà vu all over again for asylum seeking children…

The government has announced that they will no longer lock up asylum seeking kids. Coincidentally, I have the strangest sense of déjà vu… We’ll have to wait and see if they’re got their fingers crossed behind their backs this time, too, or whether they’re actually capable of doing what they say they will. Nick Clegg [...]

A message to Colin Firth

Colin Firth was one of many high profile supporters that came out to back the Lib Dems prior to the election earlier this year. He has now confirmed that his no longer supports the party, saying: I think it is profoundly disillusioning if you are a student who registered to vote simply because of what [...]

Jody McIntyre rocks.

You may have heard of Jody McIntyre – he is the wheelchair user who was violently dragged from his chair and along the ground twice at the student demonstations in London last week. McIntyre, who has cerebral palsy, was interviewed by the BBC last night about what happened. If you have any confusion about who [...]

See all those people fawning over Nick Clegg before the election? He paid them.

Some of you may remember earlier this year, SSY members chased Nick Clegg out of Glasgow when he turned up in our local community centre. We had found out about Clegg’s public meeting literally half an hour before it began, and were most perplexed about how he managed to fill the Woodside Halls with people [...]

Sexy women want your cock for Christmas

Men, we’ve decided to give you some handy hints on what to get your womenfolk this Christmas. We don’t really care about any of the things we pretend to be interested in – what we want this Christmas is for you to find us sexy enough to give us the honour of pleasuring you. So, [...]

women, stfu. kthxbye. tories + lib dems, xxx

When the Budget was announced this Summer, one facet of the backlash came from women’s rights campaigning group The Fawcett Society, who initiated a legal challenge against the Budget, on the grounds that it was unfair to women, who would bear the brunt of the majority of the cuts. As we reported at the time, [...]

Let's shower the happy couple in confetti… from the bin.

Prince William and his lovely lady friend Kate Middleton are to marry at Westminster Abbey on Friday 29th April 2011 – which has been declared a bank holiday in celebration. Prime Minister David Cameron said: The wedding of Kate and William will be a happy and momentous occasion. We want to mark the day as [...]

Lib Dems are literally shitting their pants.

Less than six weeks ago, we reported that the Vince Cable, Business Secretary and Lib Dem member of the Tory Cabinet, had cancelled a visit to Oxford because he couldn’t face the wrath of the student protesters waiting to face him there, and confront him about his, and his party’s, role in the government’s attacks [...]

Tory prick outshone by dancing Santas

Tory MP Rory Stewart is an Eton-educated, son of a diplomat, ex-Army officer, professor who tutored Princes William and Harry and a Grade A ARSEHOLE. When first elected, he said: It was a bit of a surprise when I became a Tory MP. My friends said it was a stupid idea. Some areas around here [...]