Where in the world is Aaron Porter?

Today, Glasgow students visited young Labour conference in order to tell Aaron Porter what a crap job he’s doing as NUS president. Having been sacrificed to us by his Labour bosses so they could clear the door of the clearly terrifying mob, Aaron was kettled by us. Much screaming of “I don’t expect to be [...]

Posted by Squeak on February 12th, 2011 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized

Egyptian Riot Helmets: An Appreciation

Over here at the Free Hetherington we’ve got one decommissioned riot helmet from the polis, but one day we might have to follow the example of Egyptian protesters and make our own ingenious designs from whatever’s lying around. Here’s a few of the best; I look on them with envy. Yer man here is not [...]

Posted by Squeak on February 6th, 2011 | 1 Comment Posted in Uncategorized

And it seems to me that you lived your life like a shitebag in the wind.

Mind when the media took it upon themselves to decide that Diana was “the people’s princess” even though she had just as little to do with us untitled scum as the rest of them? Well, Aaron Porter would do well to remember that just because the media treat you like you’re King of the Students [...]

Posted by Squeak on December 7th, 2010 | 4 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

"Trouble outside Millbank as the Big Society all turn up at once."

We’ll have a proper report in the fullness of time, but we can confirm that among the intrepid adventurers who breached Snake Mountain today in London was at least one SSY crusader. While not quite topping the post title we shamelessly stole from someone on twitter, the runner up award in our Quote of the [...]

Posted by Squeak on November 10th, 2010 | 7 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Your first for nooooz

I hear from my super sleekit pals in the meedjuh that Ruth Black, the Glasgow councillor and manager of the Glasgow LGBT centre who I just finished writing about, has been expelled from the Labour Party! Deary me. I guess there might be some truth in some of those accusations after all…? Perhaps a website [...]

Posted by Squeak on July 9th, 2010 | 3 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Thank you for being a friend

Ah, Steven Purcell. Him leaving Glasgow City Council has been like one of those horribly awkward and protracted breakups that ends up sucking in a whole social circle, and you know the basic story of what happened but you get the feeling there’s more to it. Gradually, ever more horrible, cringeworthy and sometimes fucking funny [...]

Posted by Squeak on July 9th, 2010 | 31 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Foxageddon

When two babies were bitten in their house by a fox the other day, I wondered why the media were going so absolutely baws oot crazy about it, and made a quiet wee joke to myself that foxes were going to be the Daily Mail’s new target. Lo and behold, the campaign begins! It’s taken [...]

Posted by Squeak on June 8th, 2010 | 19 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Squeaky Bum Time for Cameron

We swear we’ll post something more substantial when everybody’s calmed the fuck down.

Posted by Squeak on May 10th, 2010 | 2 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

Oh WHAT.

Just when you thought you had enough reasons to set The Sun on fire, they go and give you another one! Most of the complaints I’ve seen about this one run along the lines of “Oh, how dare they compare Cameron to a REAL CHANGE like Obama!” and sure, I can go along with that [...]

Posted by Squeak on May 6th, 2010 | 6 Comments Posted in Uncategorized

"Straight talking" from Nigel Farrage

Anybody who will take pleasure in seeing UKIP leader Nigel Farrage getting the pish utterly ripped out of him will enjoy the latest episode of Have I Got News For You. Watch it here, and make sure to stay tuned for a classic Kilroy clip and details of UKIP’s new super sexy line of dressing [...]

Posted by Squeak on April 2nd, 2010 | 5 Comments Posted in Uncategorized
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