Jammy Cammy avoids Rammy!

Awritey mah wee chummos! Yur auld pal Lydia here, joost back fae Edinburger again. This time though, ah wisnae houndin’ the auld SDL, bit ah wis greetin’ mah chum best David Wankeron. Welcomin’ ‘um tae bonnie wee Scotland, cause like, presumably like, he’s nevur been here ur anyhin. Tae be fair ‘es prolly seen pichurs [...]

By the way, misogynistic audience? You do realise that teenage pregnancy is NOT a new thing?

It makes me grit my teeth every time I see one of the variations of these groups on facebook about “When i was your age, I was <insert something about Pokemon here> not <insert something about getting pregnant here> First and foremost, as pointed out by Sarah, if you’re at the age where you had [...]

It's a HUNG Parliament!

The way I’d have it, anyway.

NEWSFLASH!

THE PARTY GROUPS AT GEORGE SQUARE ON FACEBOOK HAVE BEEN CANCELLED. THEY ARE NOT CANCELLED. 6PM GEORGE SQUARE GLASGOW TONIGHT, BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!! Help us fuck over the tories and the fucking man!

Wee Lydia Tee Oan "Ahm Pure Shitein Mahsel Here,"

Awrite mah we muckers, It’s Wee Lydia Teapot here again mate. Joost wahnteed tae droap in a wee message tae say that ahm fucken SHITTIN mahself aboot this Prime Minister buisness. Ah ken thit the Tories goat the maist seats but no a majority. Whit dis that mean? A hung Parliament? (Aye, ah’d like tae [...]

Wee Lydia Tee Oan "We Ur Change" Chumps

Aw naw man. Here, ma wee chumpos and chumpettes, you’ll no believe this, bit ah’ll huv tae tell ye. Thur out there. Lit sum kinna fucken zombie invasion, they walk amung is. They look lit normal people, but thur no. Thu’ll shout ‘it ye. The peopo ahm on aboot, my wee muckers, thur the Troofers. [...]

Pro-nuclear power, pro-nuclear weapons, pro-army, pro-life! That's us, the Tories!

Hey all you happy cheery women out there! Would you like to know which of your rights are being demolished this time? I bet you’re just bursting to know!! With the Tory fist of power soaring across our skies thick and fast as crazy people decide to take a rebel move and vote the fuckers in, [...]

Square Go wi the SDL in Edinburger

Awrite mah wee muckers? Here’s the Glesgie style lowdoon oan the demo opposin’ the SDL oan the 20th ay February. Fucken… So yisterday me n aw the crew went oot tae Edinburger, right? We wur there tae tell ‘ay SDL mob whit we thoat ay their bolloks. So, we spent fucken days staunin in the [...]